10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."