10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier