10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.