10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.