10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels