10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier