10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--