10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986