10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."