10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters