10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.