10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger