10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves