10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."