10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.