10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"