10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?