10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."