10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "No river, no fish."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• It's Free To Fold...
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine