10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."