10 Random Poker Quotes

Fook the floosh droo!
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Fold and live to fold again
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water