10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.