10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez