10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson