10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.