10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You have to piss with the dick you have