10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is for loners.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.