10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.