10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim