10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "No river, no fish."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.