10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.