10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.