10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion