10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.