10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword