10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is for loners.