10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Fold and live to fold again
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.