10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-