10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach