10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die