10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"