10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.