10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson