10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.