10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is for loners.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.