10 Random Poker Quotes

It's Free To Fold...
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
Poker is for loners.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters