10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed