10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.