10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is for loners.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed