10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels